Child Support – It is more consistent
Netflix – Its entertaining. Need I say more?
Internet Spam – I don’t know why. It just is.
Orange Juice – Orange juice is DELICIOUS. Only a terrorist would disagree.
Stubbing Your Toe – At least this pain is only temporary. Once you’re Kim K’d, you’re gone forever.
Pubic Lice – They stay on one dick longer than Kim Kardashian does.
Cold Pizza – Its a quick fix, like Kim K. Its nourishing, unlike Kim K.
Ramen Noodle Soup For The Soul (My Book) – It is only $2.99 (www.NovaGiovanni.com/book)
George Zimmerman – He has killed the dreams of less Black men than Kim K has.
Amber Rose – So many reasons. Choose one.