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Big Boom Theory

by: Sonya Spann | Jul. 03, 2007

 

It seems everyone wants to donate their two cents when it comes to your love life.

From the bathroom attendant at the club, to the nosy colleague in the cube next to you, to your sweet but overprotective mom. Whenever you find yourself sprung out, strung out, or worn out by a man, opinions on your relationship are certainly not hard to come by. Unfortunately, you may be getting advice from the wrong sources.

Reformed pimp and player, Big Boom, has put his grimy past to good use by writing a relationship advice book. In A Guide to Understanding Men: If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs, he outlines the rules of engagement with a tasteful but “tell it like it is” approach.

Apparently, it takes one to know one. Big Boom proves himself as the self-appointed “bodyguard of women’s hearts” and provides us with the weaponry we need to form the relationships we all deserve.

If you are among the lucky few who've managed to remain unfamiliar with the ache of heartbreak — stand caution. There is a battle we’re all fighting: understanding the opposite sex. But, before you resort to the Two Can Play That Game guerilla tactics or consume yourself with work just to avoid the risk of a relationship ending in ruin, let us reassure you that there is at least one man out there in our corner.