1) Are you counting the days until House of Deréon launches a maternity line?

2) Is Beyoncé and Jay’s baby going to run the world or what?

3) With honeys J. Cole, Big Sean and Dee-1 on the scene, can we officially say that the cute rapper is back?

4) Are you hoping that Jennifer Hudson records a new song for her Weight Watchers commercials soon?

5) Isn’t Cuffin’ Season your favorite time of year?

6) Now that Rihanna is a brunette again, how many Vixens will be changing their hair color to match?

7) Don’t you wish they brought back some truly  fierce All-Stars on this cycle of America’s Next Top Model?

8) Are you tired of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose’s constant PDA’s?

9) How excited are we for Jordin Sparks, Tika Sumpter, Cee Lo and Whitney Houston to star in the Sparkle remake?

10) Wouldn’t you like to hear a sing-off between Lady Gaga and Jessie J?

11) Don’t you love how Kelly Rowland is finally getting her solo shine and looking great while doing it?

12) Are we counting the days until Diggy Simmons turns 18?

13) Don’t you just love to hear Idris Elba speak with his native British accent?

14) Isn’t Dr. Conrad Murray’s involuntary manslaughter trial for the death of Michael Jackson getting a bit too messy?

15) Who would you rather hear drop a hot 16: Chris Brown or Trey Songz?

16) Wouldn’t Ray J vs. Fabolous make for a good (or at least hilarious) Pay-Per-View boxing match?

17) Where is the fountain of youth that Pharrell, Q-Tip, Common and Nas are sipping from?

18) Doesn’t the climax of Lil Wayne’s “How To Love” video get you emotional every time you watch it?

19) How excited are we that Joan…er, Tracee Ellis Ross, is coming back to television with her new sitcom Reed Between the Lines?

20) Don’t the members of Mindless Behavior look like four miniature Miguels with different hairstyles?

1. What would you rather snuggle into: Stalley’s beard or Jesse Boykins III’s hair?

2. Will you really miss Stacey Dash on Single Ladies?

3. Have you released your inner Kid Capri on Turntable.fm yet?

4. Why hasn’t Nicki Minaj come out with a line of Skittles-colored wigs yet?

5. How long is the line of people waiting for Kreayshawn to fail?

6. Is it even possible for Rihanna to dress badly?

7. How many times does Toccara say “owww” or “heyyyy” on the average episode of The Ultimate Merger?

8. After threatening a fan on Twitter, does Jennifer Hudson need to be sentenced to Twitter jail?

9. Why do mother and daughter hotties Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz look like sisters?

10. Don’t you miss Kanye’s Twitter rants?

11. Are you comparing Basketball Wives cast members Draya and Royce yet?

12. Are you ready for the drama that’s guaranteed to pop off on the upcoming “All-Star” Cycle of America’s Next Top Model?

13. Will there ever be another female hip-hop group as hot, cool, and vicious as Salt-N-Pepa?

14. Are Beyoncé and Keri Hilson in a race to see who can be blonder and paler?

15. Speaking of Bey, will Fantasia’s baby get the honor of going on a play date with the baby of the Roc?

16.Is Elle Varner’s “Only Wanna Give It To You” featuring J. Cole a last-minute but serious contender for “Song of the Summer”?

17. Dear Maxwell, whatever happened to blackSUMMERS’night?

18. Why exactly is Autumn the season that all Vixens love?

19. Are you hoping that Lil Wayne’s tight-ass, booty-cupping animal print jeggings don’t catch on in the streets?

20. Isn’t Fashion Week the only thing you can think about these days?

… Are you happy we’re back?