Dating The Non-Monogamist Male: Signs He’s Really Just A Slut

Posted by on Mar 31, 2014

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In case you haven’t noticed, being all meh about monogamy is quite the rage now. Maybe it’s the age of hyper-stimulation or the mounds of alternative lifestyle shows that elasticize our thinking or perhaps Chris Brown’s internal warefare, but anti-monogamy’s  taboo veil has finally been lifted and we can all kiss the hoe.  I kid.

Personally, I see both the beauty and beast of a one-on-one lifetime relationship. Though anything plural is prone to being both fucking expensive and damn overwhelming, the thought of spending an excessive amount of time with one other being aka marriage also gives me cramps and semi-anxiety and tequila cravings. Honestly my older love life might end up resembling some Kanye West lyric, but that sounds out of control, so let’s stop the me talk right there.

Not to be confused with cheaters and incessant albeit innocent flirters,  let’s talk about men who vocalize their issues with monogamy. In my opinion there’s two types: the progressive, mind-fuck of a man who’s being thoughtfully candid and the hornball who wants you to remain singular while parading his semen wherever he wishes. Both can be a bit frustrating to deal with, but one is more Peter Gunz then the other.

Check out WWMD to find out how to ID him before an STD strikes…

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