‘Inside His Mind’ Part 1: The Best Places To Find Men

Posted by on Feb 11, 2014

online dating

The Pervert-> Online Dating Sites, Twitter DMs, Instagram, Facebook

“I know what you’re thinking. ‘The E-Harmony commercial said that most marriages start online now.’ Well, did E-Harmony also mention where the most porn is watched? Damn sure isn’t in magazines and newspapers. If a man is 40 years old or younger and hitting you up because of your online profile, it’s not because love is in his heart, it’s because lotion is in his hand; and he’s tired of it. Nothing like being able to mass-produce your pick up lines with a copy and pasting spree to increase your chances of somebody being naive enough to reply. The only men legitimately looking for love online are older because they’ve done a lot of living and exhausted all other options. Other than that, you’ve got yourself a perv.”

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