We can’t help the things we love. If we’re obsessed with an artist, we turn into a stan, if we love a drink, we tend to OD, and our penchant for bad boys is our guilty pleasure. We ran across a particularly entertaining Instagram post, “Things hoes love” and couldn’t stop laughing. While most are stereotypical statements tend to ring true, we felt some obvious ones were missing. On this slow, mid-holiday work day, flip the page for a few laughs to get you to Happy Hour.