Evelyn Lozada is the queen of mean. She can put you in your place so fast, you’ll still be sitting there wondering how she did it long after the ordeal is over. Over the course of her extended 15-minutes of fame, she’s made a name for herself as one of reality TV’s meanest girls on Basketball Wives. She takes no mess from anyone and has no problem cutting ties quickly if she feels your loyalty has diminished. As we celebrate the mommy-to-be‘s birthday today (December 10), we take a look at her favorite sayings and their meanings.