Need some comic relief for your hump day? While some Change.org petitions are deserving and seeking true justice, others tend to be a little outlandish. Beyonce’s Bey-Hive, her collective fan group, has began a petition against her attending the KimYe wedding. According to the online petition, Bey-Hives are asking her not to attend the wedding or in founder, John Barry’s words “rain check that train wreck of wedding.” The reasons are quite comical. Check them out after the jump!