8. You ask him what he wants for his birthday. His reply is: “I just want to be alone.”
9. His New Year’s resolution is to stop using women for sex.
10. You’re only allowed over his place between the hours of 1 a.m. and 4 a.m.
11. You don’t know his last name.
12. You go in for a kiss and he daps you instead.
13. When you call, he replys with a text.
14. He runs away when seeing you in daylight.