Meagan’s Goods: A Bachelorette’s 3-Point Entitlement Plan

Posted by on May 31, 2012

From WWMD –There are two very special times in a woman’s life where you just have to let her do her. One.) when her monthly demon comes to haunt her and two.) when she’s celebrating her bachelorette party. (Fellas, not going to mollywop you with the double-standard flog, the latter applies to you as well). So as a single gal/wifey in training, I have to issue a little somethin’- somethin’ spiel on behalf of the recently crowned Jezebel Meagan Good, because homegirl’s dodging stones heavy.

Let’s get something straight … I wasn’t half naked last night …Let’s get another thing straight, I’m [an] actress there will be many things narrow minded people deem unholy or not 1st lady like..Smh people are ridiculous … Can’t a [girl] enjoy her bachelorette party in peace?

Although, I do definitely see the grey zone from where her cross-armed jury is seated — in direct opposition to an abstaining soon-to-be preacher’s wife shimmying around a pole, I must contest, she hasn’t done anything wrong (not by my standards anyways). And what are those standards you ask? No worries, I’ve already devised a 3 point entitlement plan for a bachelorette on her bachelorette party night, so in the event the fututre Mr. Cajus is ready to claim his fortune we’re both on the same page. It’s widely inclusive and you’re free to adopt it as well if you agree. Caring is sharing.

Keep What’s In Your Panties Where You Found It

Now obviously, cheating is cheating and just because it’s 24-hours prior to jimmying on a marital cuff doesn’t give grounds to show your ass that hard. Yes, I know A LOT of people out there disagree, but as far as I’m concerned the statute of limitations to bang a foreign body expires day one of a sealed engagement. Furthermore, showcasing your unmentionables is equally illegal 24 hours post-seal. Meagan kept code: she performed on stage in front of a group of family and friends (not to be confused with stripping in front of thirsty men with rent to blow) dancing in a pretty conservative giddy-up (by showgirl standards). It could have easily been the  same bodysuit a very much so wifed-and-MILFed-up Beyonce could’ve worn in front of millions (a matter of fact I think it was…) and no one would have arched an eyebrow. Meag’s outfit & behavior was far more entertainment than an invitation. With that said there were no laws broken. Go home now Officer.

(Continue Reading @ WWMD…)

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