Start with the title, move on to the petty grade school jabs about “nappy headed hoes” (word to Don Imus,) then circle back around to that has-been allusion to Jennifer Aniston, the one Kanye used four albums ago and so much better on “Gone.” Don’t get me started on the caged-bird gyrating and my bafflement at the singing. Then of course, there’s the big Barbie-pink elephant in the room— Nicki making a diss song about how wack Kim is while completely jacking her image (admittedly, with a little Missy thrown in for effect) for her entire career, from start to present. If you call someone a “stupid hoe” and make a profession doing your best imitation of that person, what does that make you?
As I learned writing 500 word essays about things I claimed not to care about only for readers to comment, “Uh… Obviously you do if you took the time to write alla dat”, I need Nicks to know that you can’t spend time in the studio making this diss-track and fool anyone into thinking Kim’s the only stupid one. Nicki needs more people and way less Technicolor.
Check out the video below if you haven’t seen it already.
Demetria L. Lucas is the author of “A Belle in Brooklyn: The Go-to Girl for Advice on Living Your Best Single Life” (Atria) in stores now. Follow her on Twitter @abelleinbk