By now, I’m sure you, along with seven million other people, have seen Nicki Minaj’s latest video, “Stupid Hoe.” It’s the first track off Nickster’s anticipated—and recently pushed back—sophomore disc Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. I made the mistake of reading the comments about it before I saw it. It couldn’t be that bad, I thought, even if the title should have raised a flag.
Um… it’s worse. I watched it once, wondering “WTF is this?” and laughing at too few and far between highlights such as “Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP” and “These bitches is my sons and I don’t want custody.” I watched it a second time to figure out if it was a satire that had gone over my head. I watched a third time only to realize that it wasn’t.
And it wasn’t just me, left staring blankly at the screen after the video had gone off. Over on Clutch, Thembi Ford was practically, well, clutching her pearls.
“[Nicki Minaj’s] new video, ‘Stupid Hoe’ is just straight up confusing and makes me think that she may have jumped her own shark,” Ford wrote. “Not only does the song itself sound like a more-vulgar version of her Big Sean collaboration ‘A$$’ — and I mean just like it — but watching the video kind of feels like torture — I mean the Clockwork Orange, Guantanamo Bay kind.”
I’m not even mad Nick spent an entire track dissing Kim. Hova knows the Queen Bee has been buzzing enough to have it coming. It’s how Nick does it that is softly killing me. “Stupid Hoe” isn’t Nicki spitting like she has something to prove the way she did on say “Monster” or her tag-team with Eminem, “Roman’s Revenge.” This is just plain… stupid.