CAN: “Why’d you leave the toilet seat up?”
Anyone who lives with a man knows the difficulty with this one. It’s like men have no bathroom etiquette sometimes, and they just don’t care even though it makes women worldwide cringe in disgust. Arguments like these can be solved with the man responding with a simple “I’m sorry” or “It won’t happen again,” but there are men out there who will argue back and say “Seriously, who cares?” God help the men who do respond like that.
CANNOT: “Why aren’t you answering my emails?”
Major business over text message is very annoying. Discussing minor details is fine, but when you’re trying to make or break big deals in 160 characters or less, it’s a total fail. Stick with the email chain or pick up the phone. Simple as that.