Song reference: “I’m Going Down”
It went down a few years ago actually…your stock that is. Mary, you’re a repeat offender, and I just want you to be happy. The real reason it took so long for you to find love was your hair. Sorry. But now that you’ve got some loving, do yourself a favor and step your hair game up. Tell Lil’ Kim she can still get her hair done by your sister, but you’re going elsewhere. Walk towards the light; it’s time for the bad weaves to HAVE A SEAT!