It all starts so innocently. You’re out having a good time, trying to forget all about that recent breakup, so you’re knocking back a few glasses of feel good juice. Before you know it, you’re in the corner of the club drunk, crying and pouring your soul out to your ex via text message. By the time the sun comes up you’ve passed out and forgotten all about the night before…until you read your sent messages #fail. It’s happened to the best of us, but if you follow these five simple tips you’ll put a stop to those late night ex texts and save yourself a world of embarrassment.
Have A Next
They always say the best way to get over an old man is to get under a new one. Having a new boo keeping your mind occupied will save you from sending embarrassing drunk text messages to that ex you love to hate. If the new boo is doing his job, you’ll be too worried about sending him naughty drunk messages to care about your ex.
Give Your Phone To A Friend
While most of us can’t bare to be away from our electronic leashes for more than 30 seconds, if you know you’re the type to go all ‘Marvin’s Room’ when you’ve had a few too many, it just might be a good idea to hand your phone to your girlfriend to hold at the beginning of the night. If she’s a true friend she won’t give you back your phone until you’re completely sober, saving you tons of embarrassment and regret.