Alexxys K. Tylor, We Salute Thee!

“Vagina Power”

Truth be told, you shouldn’t be sleeping with a man who wouldn’t “buy you some shrimp from Long John Silvers!” And it is pretty crazy to hold your bowels in for days rather than to let a man possibly discover that you use the bathroom while you’re in the bathroom. Now, while I take issue with the suggestion that our sexual organs are sources of power that overtake our capacity to think or act reasonably, I have to pay homage to the YouTube queen of five years for her “OMG,” ”WTF” and ”No, she DIDN’T say that” moments.

PS: Um, you do want a man to hit “your bottom.” That’s kinda the point.